Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave and Chuck talk about your filthy confessions, a nail tech at a salon that pulled a gun on a customer, a guy that pooped on the self-checkout registers at a store, a herd of sheep that got into a weed patch and are terrorizing a town, a new weed friendly gym opening up, a kangaroo that kicked a woman and caused her breast implants to pop, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a child that fell into a gorilla enclosure at a zoo, a dad that fought two 16 year old girls, a man arrested for running naked with bells on his testicles, a school to ban skinny jeans, Johnny Depp accused of domestic violence by estranged wife, a woman busted with 116lbs of weed because her kids weren’t wearing a seat belt, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about when real life turns into a porno, a drug dealer busted in a Traverse City drug ring, a woman who was blasted off the toilet and covered in feces, how men feel about female pubic hair, and more!

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Part One:  Dave and Chuck talk about porn panic moments, a plumber doing pervy things in Canada who happens to be related to Chuck, what is the strange phenomenon you experienced in the woods, what can’t your woman see on your phone, and more!

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Dave and Chuck give an update on the listener from yesterday that thinks he discovered he has a love child, secret codes/things that have hidden meanings, a drug dealer busted using her 10 year-old son to traffic drugs, a Canadian three-some that caused a police standoff, a city that is coming together to prevent a fried chicken buffet from closing, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a gas station owner that keeps getting robbed by the same guy, a list of reasons why people who like camping are crazy, the words the country misspell the most, police involved in a chase with a stolen construction front loader, Charlie Sheen has launched his own emojis, a guy busted trying to get a loan so he could by a ton of meth, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about some listeners that need help with a possible love child discovery and getting into swinging, questions that are googled the most in each state, a python that came through a toilet and bit a man on his penis, the key to good sex, a woman arrested for assaulting a rental car clerk with a selfie stick, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a guy that was arrested for casting a black magic spell at a soccer match, hairy chests are back in style for men, a meatless burger for vegetarians that bleeds, an in-ear device that translates foreign languages in real-time, a woman wearing a “Stop Domestic Violence” shirt that was arrested for domestic violence, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about the startling thing you never knew about someone you dated, a new law passed to crack down on aggressive panhandlers, a grandma who was followed by a giant swarm of bees for a day, a guy that publicly begged and groveled for his girlfriend to take back, how often women really want sex, a woman that tried to smuggle drugs in a burrito, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about some Amish teens busted getting up to no good, a guy caught on camera sleeping in traffic with his car in autopilot, a camel left out in inclement weather that decapitated its owner, is Captain America going gay?, a recording artist about to sign the biggest record deal in history, a guy that got high broke into a house and pooped everywhere, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about the most bizarre thing you’ve seen in a window, a parent that assaulted a 16 year old soccer referee, a couple that came home to find their driveway was stolen, a new device to allow men to comfortably and discreetly urinate anywhere, a criminal that tried to escape cops by jumping off a balcony but landed in the arms of two other officers, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a vegan woman’s attempt to climb a mountain gone wrong, a couple that found a mountain lion sleeping on their front porch, a woman that lit her ex-boyfriends car on fire, a Canadian guy that shot up a karaoke bar, Tommy Chong got uninvited from a Bernie Sanders rally, a guy, that lost $55,000 in one night to a casino and a hooker, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about your health care and retirement home horror stories, a flight that was infested with tarantulas, a senator trying to pass a law to set a maximum weight for strippers, a woman kicked out of a gym because her boobs were too large, giant strollers made for adults, a guy that forced someone to let him use their bathroom at gun point, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a dude busted selling drugs after posting an ad on Craigslist advertising weed for sale, a guy that tried to commit suicide by stripping naked and climbing into a lion enclosure, the most popular porno plot lines, Ryan Gosling had a bizarre massage encounter, a woman who attacked her kid after he got the wrong toppings on her burrito, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about your bizarre gay encounters with a senior, a woman in trouble for posting fake sex related ads on Craigslist to get revenge on an ex, a guy that took too long at gas pump and had a woman smash his truck with a bat, a nude guy that got stuck in a chimney that was mistaken as a ghost, a dude that got a boob job to win a $100,000 bet, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about being caught up in a “stranger danger” misunderstanding, a news reporter that was arrested for pooping on someone’s lawn while covering a story, a walrus that drowned a trainer and tourist during a Chinese animal show, a guy who got in trouble for flashing his junk that claims he was just adjusting his balls, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about things you believe your parents might be into doing, a local guy busted with weed, a gun, and a box of baby squirrels, a new bluetooth compatible tampon hitting the shelves, top foods to avoid if you know you’re going to have sex, PornHub launched “bangfit” a points based sexercise game, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about deer loose in the Detroit Zoo, a guy busted for weapons possession because his similarity to Hitler made police suspicious, celebrities people want to have shower sex with, an actor willing to do a nude scene for an Oscar, a possible Rage Against the Machine reunion, a kid that pretended to be a cop to get Hooters girls Facebook info, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about Dave having a “sperm” dilemma and the most bizarre thing requested of you, Detroit making it on the list of cities you should never tour alone, a woman that did something nasty to her boyfriend’s scrotum, your race effecting how much you poop, a device that allows cat owners to lick their pet, a woman busted stealing sex toys from Walmart, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a local guy on a crusade to bust cheaters, a dude bit by a poisonous snake at a hardware store, airports experiencing extremely long wait times, two cops in trouble after exposing themselves in an argument over who had better boobs, Susan Sarandon wants to direct porn, a 300lb. guy busted shoplifting steaks after he ran out of breath running from cops, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about the strange thing you’ve recently just become afraid of, a woman that got impregnated engaging in back door relations, a little boy trying to teach the family dog by showing the puppy YouTube tutorials, a fast acting train conductor that saved passengers before a collision, a woman that called in a fake robbery to get out of paying her bill, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about the last time you ended being naked and high, update on the first United States penis transplant recipient, a guy that shot himself in the foot while adjusting his sock, a weather reporter made to put more clothes on during a live report, Ozzy Osbourne to enter rehab for sex addiction, a woman that shoplifted a 12-pack of beer between her legs, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about feuding with a senior citizen, a man that videotaped himself rescuing a motorist from a fiery car wreck, a woman that followed her GPS into a lake, first United States penis transplant completed, a busty female prison guard in trouble for twerking in front of male inmates, a flight attendant busted stealing 1500 mini liquor bottles from an airline, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a person killed by the people mover, a guy offering free hugs beat up a woman who didn’t tip him after hugging him, a woman with a shark stuck on her arm, a neighborhood dealing with someone leaving knives wrapped in raw meat around, a company that just got the patent for a contact lense camera, a guy with a crazy name busted with meth, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about what made you say “Oh eff it!,” a woman that stole an entire truck of bagels and led cops on a three-county chase, a new product to help men jerk it secretly, exercises men can do with genitals for better health, a groom that go cold feet after his wedding ceremony and freaked out, a dog that ran away from home to go play at the puppy day care, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a shoe store that pulled light up shoes off the shelf after they caught on fire, parents that use embarrassment to punish kids, a woman kicked out of a concert for using the men’s bathroom, a Burger King that opened a spa inside the restaurant, Caitlyn Jenner wants to transition back to a man, a guy who made his kid shoot him to postpone a jail sentence, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about confronting the “side piece” that your partner is cheating with, a guy that beat a cop with his prosthetic arm, a Chinese Restaurant server in trouble for nasty comments left on a diners receipt, women attracted to men who smoke and drink for one night stands, a woman that flipped out when her husband bought her the wrong flowers and candy, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a new species of tick that can make you allergic to meat if it bites you, studies the government wasted money funding, a talent men can use to attract more women, info on how Sharon Osbourne busted Ozzy cheating, a woman who was mad at her husband and melted his schlong with poison, and more!

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most embarrassing time you had to be rescued, a creepy judge busted reducing sentences in exchange for sexual favors from men, a feminine hygiene product that might help grow hair, a phone you can unlock with your penis, being attractive hurting your career, a guy who tried to get revenge on his ex and misspelled “cheater”, and more!



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Dave and chuck the Freak talk about family that found a dead rat in a bottle of pop, a pizza place saved a regular customer life after he failed to place an order, strip club offering lap dances for survivors that escaped Fort McMurray fires, the worst and days for road rage, a one armed motorist that caused an accident while driving on manual and talking on the phone, and more!



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Dave and Chuck talk about the thing that made you realize that you had found the WRONG person, a woman that talked about “tossing salad” on a LIVE news report, getting a boner on long car rides, a dude who shot up a bathroom because the person using it was taking too long, a guy who got his scrotum stuck in an electric grinder, a man trying to sue God, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a seven year old that tricked her school with a hand written note, a guy who shot himself while cleaning his gun and didn’t notice for 3 days, Department of Justice no longer wants to use the terms “felon” or “convict,” dealing with squatters, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne splitting up, a woman in trouble for fondling another woman on a flight and more!

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about unmanly way you were injured, what it would be like if Chuck had a bigger dick, Texas stoner cop, creepy funeral guys in the news, and more!



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Dave and chuck the Freak talk about when you had fallen and couldn't get up or had an underwear injury, your mistaken gay moment, were you in a love triangle, stranger at your door and more!



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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the craziest S#@! you've ever heard of, local valets busted taking vehicles for joy rides, a police department that posted on social media to stop calling a drug dealers phone so they could search it, a kid that urinated while riding the zipline in Las Vegas, rub and tugs make you healthier, two guys busted shoplifting Bibles from christian book store, and more!



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Dave and chuck the Freak talk about two guys trying to sell Heroin from inside a kids ball pit play area, a kid who took his mother as his date to prom, a sexual theme park to open in Brazil, KFC introduces edible nail polish, a cellphone trick to detect fake boobs, a criminal in such bad shade he ran 100 yards from the cops and passed out, and more!



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Dave and Chuck talk about the dirty thing you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t had the balls, a woman divorcing her husband because he is not well endowed enough, some considering 65 years old to be the new “middle age”, driverless cars to lead to more sex behind the wheel, a brewery to make beer made from belly button yeast, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a guy who attempted to steal a python by shoving it down his pants, a shortage of ice cream at a wedding that nearly led to a riot, your worst food surprise, farting helps you live longer and prevent dementia, Caitlyn Jenner to pose naked on cover of Sports Illustrated, a dude busted stealing expensive champagne bottles down his shorts, and more!

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about setting up a homemade sting operation to bust someone, a high school student facing 70 criminal charges after a yearbook prank, a teen volunteer Firefighter accused of setting fires, more men dealing with stress by pleasuring themselves at work, and more!



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Dave and chuck the Freak talk about a guy suing his former employer for his job being too boring, the most influential gadgets ever, McDonald's testing garlic fries, man artist looking for vagina models, suffering from or witnessing “Air Rage”, Justin Bieber being sued after a bong mishap, a dude that huffed can air in front of two cops, and more!



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Dave and Chuck talk about your signature sex moves and moves guys have tried that totally backfired, a woman that chased a pervert out of a store,  a sports reporter fired for a Prince themed sportscast, a strange road rage incident that involved a man stuck on the hood of a moving car, a guy that almost accidentally burned down his workplace after losing some vacation time, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a park janitor that assisted police inan investigation by doing stuff she saw on the show CSI, a spiderthat performs oral sex, a woman that gets paid to watch porn, womenthat dress sexy look smarter, Justin Verlander is engaged to KateUpton, a homeless couple living in a bush that had cops called onthem for a domestic dispute, and more!

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the lamest bachelor/bachelorette party you had to attend, a man pouring a sticky liquid substance on food at a local grocery store, a nude dude that broke into a couples apartment, a woman suing a coffee shop over too much ice in her iced coffee, a 100 yr old woman that wants to pole dance, a teacher that showed “Human Centipede 2” to his class, and more!



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Dave and chuck the Freak talk about a woman that pulled a gun at a restaurant after being served boneless wings instead of regular, two scammers that took money from people saying their money was possessed, being offered money for sex or mistaken for a prostitute, modern Cracker Jack prizes now online codes, Amy Shumer no longer taking pictures with fans, an 11yr old that shot a burglar that broke in while he was home alone, and more!




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