Dave and Chuck talk about Dave having a “sperm” dilemma and the most bizarre thing requested of you, Detroit making it on the list of cities you should never tour alone, a woman that did something nasty to her boyfriend’s scrotum, your race effecting how much you poop, a device that allows cat owners to lick their pet, a woman busted stealing sex toys from Walmart, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about a local guy on a crusade to bust cheaters, a dude bit by a poisonous snake at a hardware store, airports experiencing extremely long wait times, two cops in trouble after exposing themselves in an argument over who had better boobs, Susan Sarandon wants to direct porn, a 300lb. guy busted shoplifting steaks after he ran out of breath running from cops, and more!